Sometimes getting an illness is God’s way of telling you to fuck off to Disney Land and dress as Aladdin.

If I were a moose then I’d be dressed as a priest erotically eating Hula Hoops in Sacramental Confession whilst listening to ‘This is Hardcore’.

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