THIS IS THE EYE OF THE STORM.
IT’S WHAT MEN IN STAINED RAINCOATS PAY FOR.
BUT IN HERE IT IS PURE – YEAH.
Hello women, men, boys, girls, cats, dogs, camels and cushions. I, indeed, am Mildred Moose.
I used to have a blog when I was fifteen to nineteen but then I drank the plot and started learning how to make pastry instead. To be honest, I’m just another regular idiot who has a special place in their heart for blue top milk, striped socks and an anonymous subtle kiss in an underground toilet. Once, well in fact it was on Penance Sunday 2011, I confessed to taking drugs, sleeping with a prostitute and masturbating.
Do what you want with me: Fuck me, call me or shoot me.