Fuck Me, Call Me, Shoot Me.

THIS IS THE EYE OF THE STORM.
IT’S WHAT MEN IN STAINED RAINCOATS PAY FOR.
BUT IN HERE IT IS PURE – YEAH.

Hello women, men, boys, girls, cats, dogs, camels and cushions. I, indeed, am Mildred Moose.

I used to have a blog when I was fifteen to nineteen but then I drank the plot and started learning how to make pastry instead. To be honest, I’m just another regular idiot who has a special place in their heart for blue top milk, striped socks and an anonymous subtle kiss in an underground toilet. Once, well in fact it was on Penance Sunday 2011, I confessed to taking drugs, sleeping with a prostitute and masturbating.

Do what you want with me: Fuck me, call me or shoot me.

Ciao ciao,

Mildred Moose.

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One thought on “Fuck Me, Call Me, Shoot Me.

  1. Laura says:

    I am excited that you have a blog, giddy that you quoted This is Hardcore and devastated that I wasn’t on the game when you were looking for a prostitute. Your site has been bookmarked, Nurse Moose. x

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